Here’s a fun idea…let’s get some raw milk from the dairy up the road and make butter. That’ll be fun…and easy.
Whew…they say third times a charm, and can only assume they meant “yes, it will take three times to try to make some butter.
Churn the milk with an actual butter churn used by my grandmother.
This seemed like the best and most logical approach.
Why not use a tried and true piece of equipment. You pour in the milk and just keep cranking the handle until butter magically appears.
About 30 minutes in, and still no butter, I pour a little of the milk into a mason jar so my other son (and myself) could shake the crap out of it (and by crap, I of course mean butter).
After 20 minutes of this, we could actually see globs of butter staring to form.
Yay! Butter! Boo! It’s going to take a month to produce enough butter for toast using the mason jar approach.
Did I mention we were using 1/2 pint jars?
Whose having fun now 😉
And….still no butter from the churn.
At this point, everyones arms are starting to hurt from all the shaking…and cranking. After removing the butter from the mason jar, it finally looked like some butter was being produced from the churn.
All this wonderful butter fit into a 1/2 pint jar (with room to spare). And we were still left with a gallon and a half to milk.
Several days later I attemped to use my kitchen-aid mixer to produce some more butter. About an hour in, I gave up…although technically, it did make a quarter size amount of butter 😦
Letting another day or so pass, I gave the butter making one last try (Yes, I known, for those of you counting, that does make FOUR (oops) different methods trying to make butter). But we have a winner, folks!
Bring out the food processor…#4 Try – Ba Boom!
It took 10-15 minutes, but YAY! It was working. It did take four times filling the food processor to go through the entire gallon, but this is definitely the way to make butter. I finished with @ 2 1/2 pints.
Making butter makes me tired…and hungry.
And what to do with what didn’t turn into butter?…Make Buttermilk Pound Cake